Gaetano

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Background Information
Gaetano, also known as the Lazy Log, is a prophet of Jesus and frequently meets with the King of Saudi Arabia. Gaetano was born in 942 BC, and is still alive today. He enjoys rocky mountain oysters and being a legend in general. Gaetano often enjoys playing tennis. He is great at the sport and defeated every pro tennis star all at once and they all were destroyed. He is overall great and is great which means he is pretty great. He is so powerful he attracted the attention of many powerful people listed on this page about him and them. He is attempting to become a full god and create his own religion. He is still working on both.